Special Correspondent Harry

Harry Duke had led a fascinating life up until his involvement with the show. Born in the "Keystone State" (Pennsylvania,) Harry was kidnapped at the age of 8 by his parents and forced to live on a tropical isle (Puerto Rico) for four long years. This explains his life-long hatred of Gilligan's Island. Harry was delighted to hear his family would be returning to the mainland until he heard it would be New Jersey. Escaping from the "Garden State" at the ripe old age of 18, Harry set sail for the "Golden State" (California.) Deciding to start from the bottom (Los Angeles) and them moving to the top (San Francisco Bay Area,) Harry has spent the better part of his life living a menial existence in one part of the state or another. Suffering through a mid-life crisis at the age of 31, Harry quit his job and wandered around the country for a few months in an attempt to discover the meaning of life. The pattern of his travel on this roadtrip and the matching location of missing hitchhikers from the same time is purely coincidental. Somewhere in Mississippi or Alabama, Harry decided to enroll in school and complete the requirements for a Bachelor's Degree (that he began 18 years earlier.) While there, he took a young theater neophyte by the name of Kurtis "with a K" Bedford under his wing and guided him through his scholastic pursuits. It was his one big regret. He also became good friends with the campus radical (Bob Matthews) and it was this connection that led him to hosting The Worst Show on the Web. Harry currently resides in the beautiful wine country of Northern California where he spends his days teaching the youth of our country and his nights plotting against them.